(me calling...ring ring ring!)
Mom: Hello dear!
Me: Mom I was just in a car accident.
Mom: Oh. guess what I'm doing? decorating my christmas tree!
Me: Do you even care that I was just hit by another car???
Mom: Of course I want to hear about your day honey!
Me: I was just hit by a car.
Mom: I'm sorry I didn't hear you...
Me: I WAS JUST HIT BY A CAR!
Mom: Oh my gosh! I don't know what I thought you were saying...but that definitely was not it!
My mom...bless her heart.
And p.s. I am fine. It was just a fender bender some dude rear ended me on 5th south...he said he hit ice or something. His car looks worse than mine. And I got whip lash and now my back, neck and head hurt. Good times.